My Christmas List

Dear Santa,

Here is what I want for Christmas:

- A bass player. Preferably one who plays fingerstyle, but I'm not picky. (Whoa, upon rereading, nice pun.)
- A permanent rehearsal space for Whiskey Dick. And while you're at it, if you could provide a better band name than our current joke name, that would be cool, too.
- A $25,000 winning scratch ticket. I'm not greedy. I just want enough to pay off my car, with maybe a little left over. Hell, a $15,000 winning scratch ticket should cover it.
- A special lady friend that doesn't get paid by the hour for sexy time love explosions.
- No snow this winter.
- Oh yeah, and world peace.

Sincerely and thank you,
Chris